No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runes Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	945	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	256	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	7808
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.