No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2235

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7407
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	104	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	652333	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mines Excavated:	2151	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Animals Bred:	67	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).