No Clooney, No Showey!

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Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	6667	Love Letters Sent:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Crops Grown:	7206
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7002	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1483

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Potions Brewed:	174	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	4968	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6994

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.