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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	7561
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Star Shards Collected:	154

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!