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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4565
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.