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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchantments Applied:	296	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	7786
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1425
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4018	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.