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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	165	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	831055
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.