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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9999	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Chunk Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

All 100% custom and original minigames. Featured by Youtubers worldwide.

Play Minerware, Ender, Thimble, Mineshooter, BlockWars, DoubleTrouble, Ironfall, Haunted, and more here!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PikaCity Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

Always latest Pixelmon version! Use our pixpack on the Pixelmon Launcher, or use the IP PLAY.PIKACITY.COM We offer friendly community with a busy chat! ===================================================== We have a dedicated server and have been online for almost 4 years.

Poke Hunting! 24/7 uptime Helpful and friendly player staff Human Gyms (not NPCS!) Wondertrade ====================================================

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sleepyville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

IP: svmc.co Looking to make new friends? Tired of being annoyed by misbehaving players? Sick off all the drama some multiplayer servers may bring? Are you just looking for a great server to settle down in? Well look no further, friend!!! Sleepyville is the server for you!

We’ve got fun players and staff, a great community of fun, mature players, and a great economy that’ll keep you hooked on farming and grinding mobs for hours! Here on Sleepyville, we let the players come first. We always make sure that you are satisfied on our server, no matter what “bigger” problems we may be facing. You can build pirate ships, cabin mansions, giant fortresses, booming cities, and much, much, more! We both know you’re tired of looking for a good server. But luckily, you’ve now just found it. Don’t pass up an opportunity to visit one of the best Minecraft servers around!

Join us today and make some new friends!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hytec Factions PVP

Economy, Factions, Survival

Tired of the awful PVP servers that seem to populate server listings? Tired of terrible abusive staff that just don’t seem to care about the players? Are you just as enraged by incompetent owners as we are?

Then come join Hytec PVP.

This server is a econ focused Factions/Survival server with player shops.

We are a small server! We are always trying to add extra things to make this a better place. If you like the server, tell your friends! if you have any suggestions, please feel free to PM me.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC Wars

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A totally unique PvP experience! Build your own base in a ten-minute build phase, then during the war phase, destroy the other team’s monument (an arrangement of gold blocks on a wool platform) using a variety of classes!

Basic Classes: Archer, Footman, Knight, Builder, Trapman, and Mage VIP Classes: Priest, Spy, Longbowman, Catapult, Alchemist, and Beastmaster

There are also fun minigames in the lobby, and a survival server for VIPs! Come join this fun community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SteelCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Join SteelCraft and enjoy the faction pluginstrong. Create your own guild with friends and build your fortress to protect you, make alliances. Declare war on the enemy

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.