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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

City Prison

Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EcoVentureCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

EcoVentureCraft which is a Medieval themed Economy style minecraft server, I’ve had many great players over the years help by building some Really great structures & scenery for the server, as well as ideas we’ve implemented along the way

EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Empathy

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Empathy is a survival based server that also offers real educational content. We run PEX, Essentials, and Grief Prevention, among other (some unique) plugins. Easy travel, up to 25 homes, and 2000K claims. Our maps: – Survival – Original map, normal survival – Atlas – PvP enabled (no random PvP), normal survival, newer than original Survival map, and shares inventory with the Survival map – Skyblock – uses the aSkyblock plugin – Plotworld – world, plot size: 200×200 – Minigames – Map for minigames & creative mode (that’s not plots)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxy Servers

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Diablecraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

general656

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

If not the best Minecraft Greek server, definitely one of the best Greek Survival servers in Minecraft. Server with all cool features. Mumble voice communication potentials. Only some simple rules belongs to this fabulous Survival Server. Those simples rules are the following: * Flaming/trolling is forbidden * Destroy other players buildings is prohibited too but that’s why we have a special plugin for this * And at the end the obvious common rule that prohibits the advertise other servers. Have a good play!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	806523	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ConspiracyCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the next generation of Minecraft Survival! Our gameplay is carefully designed alongside our community and always evolving. We love pushing Survival to its limits and trying new things!

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2 (Supports 1.16)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Are you also part of the unique Swiss gaming community? Modern, well-maintained forum. Respect & appreciation. Well thought out city system. Experience Minecraft, League of Legends, DayZ, World of Warcraft and other games with us!

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

Server-IP : SwissSMP.ch Website & Forum: http://SwissSMP.ch/infos Livemap: http://map.SwissSMP.ch City system: http://SwissSMP.ch/threads/staedtesystem.351

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Survival miney

PvE

Survival miney

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.