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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EnchantCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

We and our community the chanters.

Here you farm in the freebuild or just farm in the wood farm or mine. You can play various mini games in which you can have a lot of fun and you can just buy a GS and build on it with friends or alone. You can collect chanters and buy things in the shop or you can buy ranks with real money and donates it to the server or you can also vote, which of course helps the server a lot

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Game End

Creative, Mini Games

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

McZockerTime

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

McZockerTime

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WorldCiv | RPG | World Map

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Be sure to join us at world-civ.com Join the website for the FREE rank of traveler. To get traveler join the website then go to the shop tab and click on the free rank. All are welcome on the TS server, check the website for more information.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DarkCloud

Economy, Towny

DarkCloud

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Continuum

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SolidStateGaming

Factions

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.