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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Animals Bred:	119	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	91	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EngammaCraft

Factions

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ores Mined:	1842

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MC.hypercraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome MC.hypercraft Just A Vanilla Server !!!

Ip: MC.hypercraft.pt Version: 1.13.x /1.14.x /1.15.x suport !! (VERSION 1.13.x Recomend )

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	1311	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.