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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6313	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8126	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1840	Potions Brewed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craftacia

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!