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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2256 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chicken minions that will do your bidding. Need a castle built? Just ask the Chicken King and his army of feathered friends will have it done in no time.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of enchanted golden apples? It’s the thrill of a lifetime!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Remember, yvan eht nioj!