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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7887 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.
Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!