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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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