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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 202
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2

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