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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

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