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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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