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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4567 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
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