Welcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

    All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

    Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8418 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineCraft Mania Server

    MineCraft Mania Server
    Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

    Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

    Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

    But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

    Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

    IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

    Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

    Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

    Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TV Show Minecraft SMP

    TV Show Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

    Invest Minecraft SMP Advice
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

    Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

    But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Board People Minecraft SMP

    Board People Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Enchantments Applied: 227
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MagicMoon

    MagicMoon

    ¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

    Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

    Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

    Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

    Are you ready to experience the magic?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WakeCraft

    WakeCraft

    WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Indies MC Server

    Crafty Indies MC Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

    Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

    Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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