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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2626 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes.
But the real reason you should join? Our resident parrot, Pablo, is a straight-up legend. He’s got a killer sense of humor and can drop some sick beats on the jukebox. Plus, he’s best friends with a zombie named Bob who just wants to find love in a world full of brains.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, we love this little world like you wouldn’t believe.