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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7551 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5480 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes.
But the real reason you should join? Our resident parrot, Pablo, is a straight-up legend. He’s got a killer sense of humor and can drop some sick beats on the jukebox. Plus, he’s best friends with a zombie named Bob who just wants to find love in a world full of brains.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, we love this little world like you wouldn’t believe.