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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6741 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 748670 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?