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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1102 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?