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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1188 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 7571 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6409 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?