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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 619 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!