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DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	8602	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	5458	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3044
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Alien Abductions:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2791
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	129	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8