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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4514 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5133 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8007 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.
plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!