Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Mines Excavated: 3832 Star Shards Collected: 259

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • This Is The Way Minecraft Server

    This Is The Way Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Towns Built: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6232 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

    But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2609
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Star Shards Collected: 291

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Potions Brewed: 83 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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