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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8846 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5504 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8053 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!