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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1056 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!