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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 957 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 522 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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