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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3886 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1961 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!