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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3231 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6043 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 6102 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!