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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2065 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 9500 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!