NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	4590	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7174	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1831	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Star Shards Collected:	275
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	6312	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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Updated October 21, 2024

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Updated October 21, 2024

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Ligma Craft

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	242
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7