Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8901
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	New Chunks Explored:	604632
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Void Armor Forged:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Potions Brewed:	154
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	9155

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers 2024

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!