Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6748	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1957
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4898	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	121	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Items Found:	1084
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1530
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	322
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!

Parallel

chambers, Characters, charms, Community, DIMENSION, Discord, Economy, Features, Loot, Lore, mace, Minecraft, Parallel, photos, Rifts, Server, smp, Treasure, Trials, Updates, Website, worlds

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Parallel Minecraft Server

Server Info	Links
IP Address (1.21.3+)	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Forum

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore new trial chambers and collect unique items
Custom Features: Discover custom structures and dungeons
Active, Dynamic Community: Engage with a friendly player base
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story
Active Economy: Participate in the server’s economy
Quality of Life Improvements: Enjoy various gameplay enhancements
NO LAG: Experience lagless gameplay with dedicated server hardware

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
For full rules, visit here

Join Parallel now to start your multiversal journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.parallelmc.org in Minecraft version 1.21.3 or higher.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, the server has a vibrant community and receives continuous updates to keep players engaged.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing, hacking, and disrespectful behavior. Make sure to read the full set of rules on the server website.

Q: Can I participate in the server’s lore and story?

A: Yes, players actively shape the server’s story, and you can learn more about it on the server’s lore page.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active economy, including a Shopping District with various shops and custom goods available for trade.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4775
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

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BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

BrokeBlockBuster

Galactic Pathways Discovery

UltraVanilla

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

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Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

VillagerVendetta

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

Parallel

Parallel Minecraft Server

Server Features

Server Rules

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Q: Can I participate in the server’s lore and story?

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Players:	108/700	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	774	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5