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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8548 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1577 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.
And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!