Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Legs Up Minecraft Server

    Legs Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

    So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

    The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4
    Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

    Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

    But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

    Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineMasters

    MineMasters

    Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

    Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address minemasters.ddns.net:15150 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.

    Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Angelic MC

    Angelic MC

    Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Troon Map Minecraft Server

    The Troon Map Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

    We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Never Friends Minecraft Server

    Never Friends Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

    2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

    4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

    Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Antares.lat

    Antares.lat

    Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • What the Block Minecraft Server

    What the Block Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

    The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"
    Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

    Jesus Mason Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

    Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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