New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

BANKRUPTCY, beat, Break, Catch, Character, Checked, crapcom, days ago, Frustration, Game, hate, ITSUNO, main menu, Minecraft, new game plus, piece of shit, pile of shit, Players, reinstall, sick, Start, true ending, Uninstall

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	947
Towns Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	3267	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	102
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9851	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	321151
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	258	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Votes:	5897
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4224
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8174	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Votes:	7405	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Votes:	6002	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchantments Applied:	75	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!