NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6170	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Items Found:	1793
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	91390	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	284
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	4541	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	738	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	810	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	1781	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1765	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9436
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	948222	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	4938	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7