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SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

Abuse, bullying, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Harassment, investigation, male colleagues, Military, Minecraft, mistreatment, Navy, Probe, Server, sexism, submarine forces, SubmarineSass, toxic culture, uk, Women, Workplace

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	258
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCancerDetective

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OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	748	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

apartment living, asian family, Australia, BROKE, child care, collector’s items, DEBT, drug addiction, fam, family dynamics, family struggles, financial help, home environment, Job Search, learning disability, long-term planning, Minecraft, moving out, night shifts, Parental Responsibility, rent money, Server, tenancy agreement, unpaid child care

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1339
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	8325

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPeepersGuild

blue light, Digital Detox, digital eye strain, eye care, eye care routine, eye exercises, eye fatigue, eye health, eye health awareness, eye health tips, eye protection, eye strain prevention, eye strain relief, long term eye health, PixelPeepersGuild, screen fatigue, screen time, screen time management, screen time tips, social media, vision care

Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	856
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7558

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LanderOops, Minecraft Server! No Squares, Just Fun! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Hermitcraft Vibes, Come Join Us! 🌟

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 3 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Star Shards Collected:	299

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bug Skill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We encourage all players to embrace their inner bug and exploit every glitch in the game to their advantage. Want to fly without wings? No problem! Want to swim in lava without getting burned? We got you covered! Join us and show off your mad bug skills like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who has built an entire city out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find Blocky Bob and claim your wishes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most bug-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Answer Me Minecraft SMP

Anime, answer, Bleach, comparison, controversy, criticism, DBspics, discrimination, Disrespect, fanbase, Fandom, lack of respect, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstood, Narutards, One pissers, popular shonens, redheaded step child, Rivalry, smp, Stereotypes, Underappreciated

Are you tired of being disrespected for loving Bleach? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we worship Bleach like it’s the holy grail of anime! Join us and become a part of our epic quest to prove to all the DBspics, Narutards, and One pissers that Bleach is the ultimate shonen anime. We even have secret rituals where we summon Soul Reapers and Hollows to protect our base from griefers. So come on, join us and show the world that Bleach is not to be messed with!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skillz4DayzMC

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to master the skill of building epic structures overnight! That’s right, no more spending hours trying to perfect your castle or skyscraper, just one night on our server and you’ll be a building pro!

But that’s not all, joining our server will also give you the ability to tame any animal in the game with just a wink and a smile. Want a pet dragon? No problem! How about a unicorn? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find it and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a master builder, animal tamer, and treasure hunter all in one night!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dairy Farm Biogas Bonanza

#sustainability, agricultural emissions, Biogas, biogas production, bonanza, carbon footprint, climate change, dairy, dairy farms, dairy industry, emissions reduction, environmental impact, Farm, global temperature rise, greenhouse gas, methane capture, methane conversion, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane production, methane recycling, methane utilization, renewable energy

yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be turnin’ dairy farm farts into biogas, makin’ mad cash and savin’ da planet at da same time! we be reducin’ emissions like crazy, like 5 times more than anyone even knows about. join us and help us keep da world cool, like literally, cuz we keepin’ temperatures low and makin’ bank at da same time. come on, join da fun and save da planet, one cow fart at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	751392
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trash Eats Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild adventure in the land of Africa? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of street food vendors like Smith, who may or may not have questionable hygiene practices!

Ever heard of Callme Kenneth, the daring fisherman who travels hundreds of kilometers to sell his fresh catch from Lake Karibu on the streets? Who needs a fridge when you can just sell fish under the scorching African sun?

INRI organization is here to save the day by teaching African males how to sell milk in a hygienic way. Say goodbye to plastic containers and hello to Daniel Dzamboo’s aluminum milk containers!

With 130,000 reported deaths from food poisoning last year, who knows what other crazy food adventures await you in Africa? Join our server now and explore the rising inner food markets with Oppong Otoo Mutaatai! Who needs China when you have the culinary delights of Africa waiting for you?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	162
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170