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Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, talking chickens, and flying llamas. They were greeted by a group of friendly zombies who offered to show them around. As they explored, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes. Because why not?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of rainbow sheep who hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DiamondDoge, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, ISOLATION, Isolation Edition, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, Watch Along

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PajamaPoliceCraft

affluent town, Bot, chatgpt, CONSERVATIVE, cousin, culture, fashion, Homeless, homeless shelter, Indiana, new york, NYC, old money towns, PajamaPoliceCraft, PAJAMAS, pretentious, Public, Rude, sensory issues, Sketchy, snobs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

Abuse, bullying, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Harassment, investigation, male colleagues, Military, Minecraft, mistreatment, Navy, Probe, Server, sexism, submarine forces, SubmarineSass, toxic culture, uk, Women, Workplace

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCancerDetective

Blood Test, cancer detection, cancer screening, common cancers, CraftyCancerDetective, diagnostic test, disease detection, early detection, funding announcement, government funding, government initiative, health funding, Health Innovation, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, medical technology, oncology, preventative care, public health, research, UK Government

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8304	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCopsNTrouble

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	750

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelPeepersGuild

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Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	5238
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LanderOops, Minecraft Server! No Squares, Just Fun! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Hermitcraft Vibes, Come Join Us! 🌟

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 3 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bug Skill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We encourage all players to embrace their inner bug and exploit every glitch in the game to their advantage. Want to fly without wings? No problem! Want to swim in lava without getting burned? We got you covered! Join us and show off your mad bug skills like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who has built an entire city out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find Blocky Bob and claim your wishes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most bug-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Answer Me Minecraft SMP

Anime, answer, Bleach, comparison, controversy, criticism, DBspics, discrimination, Disrespect, fanbase, Fandom, lack of respect, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstood, Narutards, One pissers, popular shonens, redheaded step child, Rivalry, smp, Stereotypes, Underappreciated

Are you tired of being disrespected for loving Bleach? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we worship Bleach like it’s the holy grail of anime! Join us and become a part of our epic quest to prove to all the DBspics, Narutards, and One pissers that Bleach is the ultimate shonen anime. We even have secret rituals where we summon Soul Reapers and Hollows to protect our base from griefers. So come on, join us and show the world that Bleach is not to be messed with!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36