Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Enchantments Applied: 288 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Divine Spears Created: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5420
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ores Mined: 1715 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 160

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ores Mined: 2713 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mines Excavated: 2772
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1668 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 181 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Zombie Dances: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 144 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP

    MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1727 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive

    HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive
    Are you tired of surviving boring old horror movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can actually LIVE out your favorite horror movie! Imagine running from a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a pixelated world or trying to outsmart a horde of zombies in a blocky apocalypse. Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the scariest Minecraft server around! Who needs popcorn and a comfy couch when you can experience the terror firsthand? Join now if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 New Chunks Explored: 26312
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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