Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5445	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	8438

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.