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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 844 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
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we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.
join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?
come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.
