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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6083 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.
we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.
join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?
come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.
