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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6948 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
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come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.
