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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7948 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 133 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
